Ama Hijacks the Blog!!

Whats up peeps?
Shola here, Ive taken over Deans blog for the afternoon as I thought it would be fun to talk to you guys a little. ( Im a little kinder than Deano and his sharp realness and lets face it, we all need a little tenderness now and again:)
So.... what I love about this blog is its Deano's chance to wax lyrical about all the weird and wonderful things in his head, his likes and dislikes, which in my opinion is great for him as he has ALOT of opinions!
Knowing him all the time I have, I always say how funny he is beacause he says what he feels and what he believes, and though he may not always be right, he is always true to himself and ALWAYS entertaining....thats why I love my Fuckette!!
So in other words : IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE HARSH REALITIES OF DEANS ACID TONGUE THEN DONT READ HIS BLOG!

Ok now we got that out of the way..... on to ME (me,Me,me,meeee!)

As you may know I've been quiet for some time on the music front but I'm really excited about the new single I have with Toddla T and J2K 'Take it back' which is released in May,
Its a feel good summer track that was written quickly and effortlessly, Dean was with me in the studio at the time and we had alot of fun......He also contributed to a few words in the verses which was quite impressive for a rookie!
anyway if you guys want to listen click here ....anyways enough of me plugging, what I really wanted to talk about is SHOES......

Dean and I tend to go on many shopping trips and we talk eachother into many extravagant purchases...but just a few weeks ago I stumbled across a pair of Louboutins that I felt I NEEDED to own...Ladies Im sure you will understand that feeling, which really is just bullshit, needing to own something external and material to feel good internally?? yeah its total bullshit, but I totally need them! lol

So anyways they were super duper high and of course, In the nature of all red soled beauties, had a super duper price tag.....one that I was happy to spend at the time, If it meant I'd feel the same rush I did when I tried them on....always (well, when wearing them anyway!)
But for once Dean gave me sound and sensible advice, which might I add was hard to do in the luxury of the selfridges shoe lounge, full of gorgeous Leather, suede, patent and studded splendiferous footwear,
But yet amidst all the frantic shoppers and busy sales assistants, serving those who had a one track mind to buy, and those that just wanted to try , if even for 1 second ,to feel part of the red soled club. Yes, even while staring back at Me and my sparkling eyes, purse in hand, Dean had pulled himself out of the passive shoppers allure long enough to say......
"Shola, wait! you already have alot of shoes and if you walk away now and still love them in a week then come back and get them"
These were the exact words a complete impulse buyer like me needed to hear.
And guess what? I do still love them....BUT... not as much as I did that afternoon (Ive now seen and fallen in love with another pair by Charlotte Olympia who is quickly becoming a new fave!)
So thanks to my Fuckette I was sensible for once and now he and I have a trip planned this week for some more shoe shopping! lol..... And this time Im definitely bringing home some beauties!!
Thanks guys for listenig to me babble its been fun, lets do this again sometime??
And if you miss me too much and wanna hear me babble for 160 characters then....follow me on Twitter

Love ya Fuckettes!

Shola-la-laaaaaa!

The Only Way Is Essex Accused Of Being Fake....Really???????

The only way is essex has been accused of being fake...Really???? Shutttt Upppppp!!!



ITV have been accused of fakery on its hit ITV2 series The Only Way Is Essex, after Mark Wright revealed he is filming break-up schenes while still pretending to be engaged.

Last week, stunned viewers saw 24 year old Lauren Goodger accept Mark's proposal - minutes after slagging him off to her sister.  Now a report claims Mark has told pals the whole thing was a stunt to launch the second series.


A friend tells the Daily Star “Mark said that they may have got engaged but there’s no way he will actually walk down the aisle with her.


“He’s still young and isn’t ready to settle down. Everything is just for the cameras.
“Their engagement gets everyone talking, raises their profile and earns them some extra cash. So everyone’s a winner.”


Whilst the pair have allegedly alreadhy split up, Lauren  tells this week's New! Magazine "The ceremony will be traditional and I’ll have a traditional white wedding dress. We haven’t decided on anything else but it will be next year and it will be lovely. We’re so happy and it’s what we both want.  There wouldn’t be a show without Mark and I. The whole show is about me and 
Mark, it’s based around us.”(I really hope you didn't say this lauren because you have obviously never heard the saying "What goes up must come down")


The Only Way is Essex continues tomorrow at 10pm on ITV2.

Amazing Blog Post By Mouldy Fruit

SUNDAY, 27 MARCH 2011

[048] A RED and BLACK affair..

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Last night was one of my good friends birthdays, she had drinks in the gorgeous Beach Blanket Babylon in Notting Hill. I decided to christen my Christian Louboutin Big Lips. I hadn't worn them before last night I just though they were too pretty to wear out. I opted for an all black outfit with a mix of textures, accessories were black and gold as always. 

I am suprised how many of you want to see more outfit posts from me, to be honest I am pretty boring when I'm out and I take forever to decide what to wear, get myself late and then have no time to take pics. I will however try to get a proper set up going with the camera/tripod.

I also decided to rock red lips to compliment my red soles. I opted for another NARS velvet matte lip pencil, this one is 'Cruella' its a deeper darker shade and definitely more evening in my eyes. I much prefer wearing a matte lipstick on a night out, red lips are such high maintenance but these lip pencils just don't budge and I love that! I did feel a bit Cruella like in this to be honest, I don't like myself in Red but I am trying to stick to colour.

Face

MAC Studio Sculpt NC44 

MAC Pro long wear concealer in NW35

MAC Prep and Prime Translucent powder

Contour 

MAC Refined Golden bronzer

Blush 

MAC 'All's Good' Blusher

Highlight 

MAC Shimpagne MSF

Eyes (Tired Eyes!) 

MAC e/s 'Ricepaper' in the inner corner 

MAC e/s 'Tempting' all over the lid

NARS e/s 'Nightbreed' in the outer corner 

Shu Uemura Painting liner in black 

Chantecailled Faux cils mascara 

Lips

NARS Cruella

I saw this old school red mini and just couldn't help it! 

How was everyones weekend? I am having a really lazy sunday as I have a pretty hectic week! I am watching movies and catching up with the blogs. Sorry I haven't posted much I have been so busy with all sorts this week. Just a reminder my giveaway closes tonight.. thank you for your comments I love reading what you have to say.

Hope you are all well and enjoying the spring sunshine, was I the only one who got confused with the clock change?! 

Lots of Love and Red Kisses! 

For Those That Don't Understand This Is A Definition Of A Blog

I've been asked to clarify what a blog is for those that don't understand...

Blog

Definition

A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links.

Information

A blog is often a mixture of what is happening in a person's life and what is happening on the Web and in the world, a kind of hybrid diary/guide site, although there are as many unique types of blogs as there are people.

People maintained blogs long before the term was coined, but the trend gained momentum with the introduction of automated published systems, most notably Blogger at blogger.com. Thousands of people use services such as Blogger to simplify and accelerate the publishing process.

A blog is also public knowledge and a freedom of speech. A blog also contains a title so that if you don't like what will be wrote about you don't have to read.

- So THERE!


P.S - Don't forget to feed the fish!

Jeff Brazier Nacked Pictures!!!! Yummmmy!!!!!!

Ok before i start this blog can i just say this blog is up-datted by a number of writers and used with the name "Dean Rowland Writes And Wrongs" So please feel free to comment on the blog but not contact Dean directly


Rant Over!!!!

OMFG

I was watching an interview with the gorgeous Jeff just days ago and always planned to blog about him, I always had in mind on writing how amazing a man he is and such a good father.


BUT then i got my hand's on theses pictures and couldn't help but share them with you guys!!

Jeff really does need to be careful where he leaves his holiday camera.

Jeff Brazier made headlines not so long ago by claiming that he can lick his own ding-a-ling. And today, I bring you HIS ding-a-ling. But be warned, there's a very, um, orally-fixated blonde chick in Jeff's NSFW self-taken photos. You know the drill share with your friends!

WEEEE LOVE YOU JEFRO!!!!!!!!!!


Enjoy Guys!

My Pick Of The Funniest Videos Around Right Now From YouTube

"ONLY WAY IS ESSEX" DUMPING AND ENGAGEMENT EXCLUSIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!

You will only read this here first,I now consider myself as a little Only Way Is Essex insider

BAD TIMES LAUREN POPE


So Kirk has finally given Lauren Pope the boot! Lauren Pope the self-acclaimed ENTREPRENEUR(Yeah cos we all know what that means) Has been dumped by the gorgeous kirk WOW i wonder who is next on Kirk's hit list Harry?????

MARK'S FAT RING

Love rat Mark Wright has finally taken the plunge and is ready to settle down resulting in a massive proposal to Lauren Goodger and placing a FAT diamond ring on the 23 year-olds finger!


The perma-tanned twosome – whose dysfunctional relationship was played out for the cameras on the ITV2 show – It's not been confirmed officially but i can confirm 100% they engaged while filming the second series.


Lets see how long this will last as we all know Mark can't keep his cock in his pant's for long!


I also think the money-minded couple have been planing this along time.... "OK Here we come"

Deano xxx

ASHLEY COLE THE UNTOUCHABLE By DEAN ROWLAND

So I've dedicated a blog solely to Ashley Cole and you guys are probably thinking i'm crazy, but I've a surprise at the end of this so please do all keep reading!

The Story So Far

Ashley's father, Ron Callender, is from Barbados. He left the family after seven years of marriage and later moved to Australia.Ashley and his younger brother Matthew were brought up by their mother Sue Cole,going to Bow Boys School with my older brother in Tower Hamlets - And on Ashley's Wiki page it says that he is a distant cousin of singer Mariah Carey???I don't no how true this is but I suppose he could be.

Anyways

He met Cheryl Tweedy in September 2004 after seeing each-other a number of times due to living in the same apartment complex,Cheryl turned down the offer of he's number countless times but later gave in.

They married on 15 July 2006 in Wrotham Park- Hertfordshire. In January 2008, the couple almost separated after allegations were made that Cole had had affairs with three other women. He, however, disputed the allegations and the couple stayed together. It didn't take long however before the next victims would come forward with some more kiss and tell stories and it was than announced on 23 February 2010 that the couple would separate following four new allegations of adultery. Three months later, it was announced that Cheryl was filing for divorce at last and had finally seen the light THANK GOD. They officially divorced 3 September 2010.

Since divorcing cole has been rumoured to have dated a number of girls and Ashley being Ashley shagged around the whole of London and Essex.Recently Ashley has been seen dating another celebrity but this time she cheated on him ha ha ha!

In 2006, Cole sued the News of the World and The Sun newspapers for libel after they printed allegations that he was involved in a "homosexual orgy".
I honestly don't know how true this is but the rumours of Ashley liking a bit of cock now and again have always been strong in my industry!! I've also thought Ashley came across nice, quiet and rather charming and after hearing about he's affairs didn't believe it myself at first as he always came across so nice to my face but I suppose they are the ones you have to watch.Both papers retracted the allegations. Later that same year, Cole released an autobiography titled, My Defence, which sold a silly small amount of 4,000 copies in the first six weeks of release.The nations love of cheryl has most defiantly bit him on the arse.

Cole has had a couple of minor brushes with the police. On 4 March 2009 he was held after swearing in front of a police officer outside a South Kensington nightclub. He was taken to a police station and issued with an £80 fixed penalty notice before being released. On 4 January 2010, Cole was convicted of a speeding offence committed on 17 November 2009. He was recorded exceeding the speed limit by doing 104 mph in a 50 mph zone on the A3 road in Kingston upon Thames, a residential stretch. His defence at Kingston Magistrates Court, opposing the charge in his absence, argued unsuccessfully that the police speed gun was faulty. Cole also claimed that his actions were excuseable because he was trying to evade the paparazzi. On 29 January he was fined £1000 and disqualified from driving for four months.

On 27 February 2011, Cole accidentally shot a 21-year-old student on work experience with a .22 calibre air rifle, at Chelsea's Cobham training ground. He fired at Tom Cowan, a sports science student, from only five feet away, apparently unaware that the rifle was loaded. Cole has formally apologised to Cowan, and has discussed the incident with Chelsea officials.The incident has inspired an internet game where the player shoots at a moving target - which range from Wayne Rooney to Cheryl Cole.

So why am i blogging all this about Ashly Cole??Well obviously my love for Cheryl is still very strong and I think to myself why should Ashley walk around like god, shagging EVERYONE that moves and SHOOTING people, yet still doesn't serve time or no regret nor show any sign of remorse on he's face!

So i've taken this matter into my own hands, I want all my Cheryl fans and those of you that dislike the love RAT Ashley to tell him yourself!!!!

07540201280 So this is he's mobile number guys txt him, call him do what you want I just want him to really hear what us as a nation think about him!!!

*The reason i've done this blog is due to the fact that we are all human and yes we all make mistakes,But most people seem to learn from them and go on to improve their lives and the peoples around them but ashley seems to just go on and shit on everyone that comes into contact with him.
I believe as a nation we have a right to voice our own views without the influence of media and the guards that celebrity and money brings*

Photos used in this blog are all from Google search images and all stories are all allegations.

If you would like to contact me outside this blog please email me on DeanRowland.email@gmail.com

Enjoy Peeps

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Deano xxx

*EXCLUSIVE* Lauren Goodger from 'The Only Way Is Essex' Gets A Nose Job - At Last!!

OMFG.

Lauren Goodger has transformed herself and has gone and got herself a nice little nose job, as you can see in the photo above. But unlucky for Lauren this didn't come without any problems as she was in the hospital less than 24 hours later. According to sources she was involved in a minor accident (she got kicked in the face - I mean, who WOULDN'T want to kick her???) and had it fixed immediately. 

But I have to say she does look amazing in this photo (that's enough of nice Dean).

During series one I never liked her and even after meeting her, she still seemed like her bitchy little fuckwit self. I don't know her very well at all but from what I hear she's a right douche. She also hasn't done herself any favours in the stories and photoshoots since series one finished - who would would get their fat, unappealing body out on national television? And what infuriated me even more is in an interview last week she claimed that Nana Pat's infamous sausage plait was fake and was made from the crew from Pulse Films, which is absolute rubbish. What a rude bitch! You can't diss Nana Pat like that and expect someone to blog about you in a nice way - er, hello?!!

I'm glad she's put her newfound fame and money to good use and sorted out that horrific nose, unkempt hair and unmaintained eyebrows. Check out the photos below to see what she looked like before. What a transformation! It's amazing what a bit of plastic surgery and copying celebs in Heat magazine can do. Well done love, you don't look like a troll anymore! 

Lauren - if you're reading this FYI, I tweeted you yesterday and you didn't reply. How rude. Now look what you made me do! Enjoy! 

So remember people, be nice to me or I'll blog you bitch!

Deano xxx

This Lent I Will Be Following All You Guys Back On Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So this lent i'm not feeling giving up anything more than i am already.Im already not doing carbs at the mo which i will be doing for over 40 days with only 1 cheat day but i still wanted to do my bit.

So i've decided that i will follow everyone on my twitter and i will also follow all new followers for the next 40 days!Once i have followed you you must RT #Follow4Lent tho thats part of the deal! Then from then on i will follow you forever!!

Why not do something different for a change i thought. 99% of people out there will be giving up chocolate for lent WOW how original!!!

Sorry common guys lets get this shizzz going!!! #Follow4Lent

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The Only Way Is Essex Season 2 Started Filming Yesterday!! Exclusive Pics Here!!

On paper, it shouldn’t have worked.

But it does – it works.

I have no idea how, but it works.

The Only Way Is Essex is a staged ITV2 reality-soap docu-drama mash-up mutant from hell that defies explanation even as the opening voiceover from Denise Van Outen (who else) explains that everything’s real about it, apart from the bits that are set up. The banter within is so mundane and unremarkable that it couldn’t possibly be scripted, but every situation the characters find themselves in is obviously synthesised, to the point it actually becomes LOL funny when someone enters a room. Inevitably saying those omnipresent words: ‘awight babe?’

I love how they pretend they’re part of a fly-on-the-wall drama and attempt to ignore the cameras and lights. The show’s so silently aware of its own fakery, it starts to become weirdly admirable.

I found myself grinning and absorbed for the full forty-four minutes of The Only Way Is Essex, even learning new things as it scrolled in front of my face. For example, the concept of a ‘vajazzle’ was a new one on me. Not literally on me, obviously – I haven’t got the skin tone for that. But even in episode one I’d developed a relationship with poor, clueless Lauren and worried how a vajazzle might clash with the tattoo of Mark’s name she’s got inked on her mons pubis.

Of all the people whose name you could tat on your twat, she had to go for Mark – the only genuinely bad egg in the whole coop. Where Kirk is gormlessly good-natured, Sam is likable if expressionless and Candy and Michael are just decently normal (if improbably coiffeured), Mark is a walking/talking stereotype based on the evidence of episode one. Constantly bullying best mate Arg (as in: ‘ARRRGHHH who’s this turd I’m hanging out with?'), he wanders around in three-grand watches and seven-hundred quid jackets mouthing off and generally being an unbelievable cock.

Having said that, even he’s nice to his Nanny Pat – so not all bad, all said and done!

"The Only Way Is Essex is an ITV2 reality television show based in Essex. It shows "real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way. It debuted on October 10, 2010, it follows the lives of young adults: Mark Wright, Jessica Wright, Kirk Norcross, Amy Childs, Lauren Goodger, Sam Faiers and their friends. The show is primarily filmed in Brentwood close to London and shows their lives as young, rich Essex boys and girls."


The show is filmed only a few days in advance and Series 1 ran initially for four weeks, with two episodes a week. It is narrated by Denise Van Outen, who is from Basildon, Essex. The show has been described by the Daily Mirror as Great Britain's answer to The Hills and Jersey Shore which I disagree as I could never compare anything to my much loved Jersey Shore!The cast members do not get paid for the show, however, negotiations were put in place for a salary for series 2 which filming started yesterday!

ITV2's reality soap The Only Way Is Essex follows the group of friends and frenemies in their lives of living in Essex, the only place to be apparently - ahem. The show has done great in the ratings and has a strong following of fans, including myself. 

I personally love the show and was lucky to take part in some filming for season 1. It's so addictive and the majority of characters are so loveable, especially Amy Childs who is a lovely girl and now a friend so I will most defo be tuning in for season 2.

Are you happy TOWIE has been renewed???

P.S - Here are a few exclusives behind the sceen photos!

Deano! xxx